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dixiegent:

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers


sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”


profoak:

Me:

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you:

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer


0rdi:

alltheifonlys:

0rdi:

I use anime body pillows as punching bags because anime sucks

Except when it doesn’t.

anime always sucks there is never a time when it doesn’t I will destroy anime


at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

ninablogging:

feel sad, young man.

ninablogging:

feel sad, young man.